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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents Neal VisherMale/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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  • Current Residence: Calgary
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: no-wonder-WEAR...
  • Interests: music, writing, creating weird shit, having retarted fnu !
  • Favourite movie: my liff
  • Favourite band or musician: my self
  • Favourite artist: NV
  • Favourite poet or writer: http://allpoetry.com/tag/show/NV
  • Favourite photographer: me
  • Favourite style of art: my crap
  • Operating System: homo sapien version 4.76
  • Shell of choice: the one on 14th st sw
  • Wallpaper of choice: embryonic or psychedelick
  • Skin of choice: hah.. mine
  • Favourite game: fuck with the... nevermind
  • Personal Quote: I do not have any faults, those are simply other people's opinions of me
  • Tools of the Trade: mind, heart, soul, fingers...

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I'm posting a story here for you since facebook wont let me post anything right now:


There once was a boy named Paul and he liked Sushi. He loved Sushi so much in fact, he'd eat anything that came out of the water. And I mean anything. So one day his family, figuring Paul would love this, took him to the beach to play. Paul was excited for it was his first day at the beach. He frolicked in the water, he played in the sand, he even built himself a pretty nifty sand-mermaid complete with sea-shell boobs.

As the end of the day was nearing, Paul was in the water and he saw a dead fish on the ground just beyond the reach of the tide. Being the Sushi lover and idiot that he was, Paul decided he wanted to eat the fish.

He stuck it in his mouth. Chewed. Swallowed. Waited a few seconds. Violently vomitted and DIED.

The End.

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